"I need a new job" - Vladimir Guerrero Jr. drenches MLB Network host Hazel Mae in a Gatorade shower prank aimed at Toronto Blue Jays teammate Bo Bichette
"Even a literal no-hitter can’t stop the Reds from losing" "Are we impressed or depressed?" - MLB world reacts to Cincinnati Reds losing a game despite a no-hitter, 6th such loss in Major League history
MLB News Roundup: San Diego Padres pair lead league in batting average, Milwaukee Brewers star Christian Yelich hits the cycle for third time in his career - May 12
"We must make fun of the brewers at every step of the way" "Brewers are trash" - Milwaukee Brewers fans in despair as club loses to league-worst Cincinnati Reds in high scoring game
"This is tanking at its absolute ugliest" MLB insider Jeff Passan calls out Cincinnati Reds' early-season slump, club's record is among worst in league history
“I don’t remember us having that bad of a start in 2018. God. This is awful to experience each and every day” - Cincinatti Reds star first baseman is embarrassed by club's early-season slump
"Good news: the Reds don’t play the Padres again this season" "okay the reds are losing again baseball sucks" - Cincinnati Reds fans despair after losing to San Diego Padres for the sixth time this season
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